ANYWAY.
Following are pictures of Asia's most wanted terrorists. It is assumed that they were responsible for the death of .... a huge squid. The unfortunate location targeted was the prestigious restaurant, Al-Ameen at Bukit Timah.
The Squid was unidentifyable after the mass destruction. Juicy, spicy and absolutely 100% delicious. Instinctively $10. Expensive carcass.
Leader: Eve
Known for her treacherous behaviour Eve was known to be one of the most feared dark lords of all time. She, in fact didnt eat anything. But sipped on her lychee drink and watched her minions do the dirty work.
Accomplice No. 2: Ying
Not quite satisfied of the squid's death, Ying proceeded to launch for a mee hoon goreng POWER SIAK. Ying was eventually killed in the bombing for after getting high from her carrot juice.
Accomplice No. 3: Jajeh
Determined to remember Mr Bop's last order of Nasik Goreng Thai Somethingy, Jajeh succeeded in doing so and devoured the dead tiny pieces of chicken slashing through with that sworded teeth of hers.
They seem to be in glee.
The terrorists was exterminated this morning, at 0600 hours. The crowd, cheered.
Today is thursday! *scream* And tomoro a friday. And after friday, a Saturday! Excellent! And, im broke! More excellent! Forgot to photocopy my bank book again. Damn me. Today im doing closing. Been 3 days i have religiously go straight home after work! Amazing behaviour. Outstanding nurul! Finished my data entry today cleaning it up. THANKS LEE! We are going to be ass-rich-biatchies and i think its seoul garden next! WOO! OR SWENSEN! Nah i dont like swensen. OH FUCK I KNOW! Breeks! NO NO RAMEN TEN! *SCREAAM* Amazing how i can get so excited about food. I spend 1/4 on my pay specially for food. Thats not even enough. God.
I cleaned the storeroom yesterday! How i STACK those A4 papers SO neatly! Boxes and unused papers, open wrappers, retuned mail all screwing the carpet. Its soo pwetty nooww!!! Well except for some other department papers jutting the fuck out of their slots.
I labeled the boxes! And labeled mine too! Took my own sweet 5 mins to draw2! HUAHUA.
Which reminded me. GOD. There's this..girl? lady? Person. Yeah person. A staff here, that is. I heard all the time people whispering something like: oh my god did you SEE! She didnt wear a bra again today! But i dont know who, not sure, dont really care UNTIL i saw the horrifying sight myself! LOL! She was coming out the door and she was walking with her side towards with.. somewhat.. and i could see IT jutting OUT!!! OH my good god! She's not that pretty to begin with. She's like me, plump though she's taller but her face is seriously this one blob of fat. Roundish ovally kind of face like the fats arent suppose to be there. And.. its just so horrible with a tit jutting out belonging to THAT kind of face. URGH horrible thoughts!!! Plus her tits aint like mine ok. Im not saying mine is as big as a horse's ass but hers is small.. for her body.. sure its not saggy, but its still popping out like its screaming HI I AM A NIPPLE! COME AND BITE ME! I AM SOO COLD! I thought i once saw her without a bra, but thats prolly she's wearing cotton or something. But yesterday she was wearing this purple... SILK! IMAGINE THE HORROR!! LOL!!!!!!
I told my mom about it and she said, i better stop talking about it cos next up it might be myself. MYSELF?! MY MOM IS KIDDING RIGHT?!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
Got to goo.. wooo...