Bored. Ass.

I read somewhere and sometime ago that if a person pens about their loved one, it means that they have a great committed relationship.
Well it has to be penning about something good lah. Pen about something bad all the time, then can have great committed relationship meh?
Maybe that works for some people. Queer ones.

Ibu and ayah going bandung next week. Leaving me with the house. And 4 other monkeys of course. No its not Par-Tay. Its House-Work. Im not exactly thrilled. But previously i have lived through 3 weeks sans my parents with me, doing the housework without the aid of the 4 monkeys. So a week shouldnt be a problem.

In my shoes, things planned wouldnt go exactly as planned. In fact, the more i plan with accurate precision and the more i look foward to it, the more suckier shit ass crappy doo it will be. My life is based on a true story. So i am trying as best as i can NOT to look foward for my friday leave to be approved. NOT going to have fun on friday with my 'homie' jeeaffs. NOT going to go to pasir ris sakura buffet to eat delicious sushi. NOT going to watch the sex in the city movie with jajeh and her jeeaffs. NOT going to get sheesha.

40 mins to lunch time. Cmon Cmon.

2 days 69 hours 4184 minutes and 251001 seconds left to Friday.
Shit.

Get your countdown timer today, at timeanddate.com. Available only in black and hot pink. Batteries included.

Tired of being tired? Sick of getting sick? Bored of getting bored? Had more pre-mature ejaculations lately? Try the BOOB PILL. Priced at only $39 per pill, the BOOB PILL not only enhances your kedonk-kedonks, but also your rejuvenates your body, mind and even your intellectuality! No more worries about being an idiot! Buy one now!

I got an idea. Why dont i sleep in the storeroom till lunch? Wow. Havent thought of that before. It just amazes me sometimes how smart i can be.